Valentine's Day, (only english version for now, yeah I'm a lazy bastard)

Valentine's Day ? oh! Give me a break Robert, this day is just a commercialized invented wannabe celebration. Love? Don't make me laugh. Is there such a thing out there? And if there is why people remember it only during Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter?

 Who is Robert? No one actually, I just like the name.

Every fucking year I hear people going on and on about Valentine's Day. There is even an anti-Valentine's movement; people gather and destroy chocolates and flowers. Poor flowers, poor chocolates, poor people I say.  

I don't like the celebration myself. I actually find it comical. It's like you have the right to celebrate your relationship, love or whatever shit Valentine's is about only at that date. However, I am not a hater either. I will not curse passing by couples just because I am single the last 22 years of my life (yeah I'll either become a nun or a saint).

I mean for fuck's sake people! Get over it! I know it can be pretty annoying seeing all this lovey-dovey couples snogging around when you are alone in this world, but if you're jealous just do something about it.

 Plus thanks to the obscure celebration of saint Valentine many people make loads of money. And you know what? You could be one of these people! You can make silly Valentine's stuff and sell it on the streets or e-bay! I mean there is a whole industry based on this freakin' celebration. How weird is that? Commercialized love? Humans are funny, no hilarious indeed. And pitiful that is. 

By the way isn't the Valentine's Day thingy a Catholic celebration? Why does each and every country in the world celebrate this day then? Seriously I totally respect any and every religion, but to be frank the past thousand years Catholics did any shit they wanted screwing around with people. Moreover people celebrate with them! Are you kidding me dude? (this was for world domination/conspiracy theories  lovers)

Humans are very very interesting creatures. 

I'm not gonna talk about how Valentine's has been advertised by  media cuz if you haven't noticed that you are either blind, deaf or plain stupid.

Anyway I'm already fed up with writing this article. 

 

Rock and Roll babies!

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