Random Thoughts LXXVI

Three things I learned before I turned 33:

1. No one is special

2. Life inherently sucks

3. We're all going to die anyway 

Modern Family?

 Phone call with my parents:

-I need money. I'm going to be a porn star.

-You're too old for that. (dad)

-What?!

-Usually people start that career earlier in life. (dad)

-I'm 32! I'm not old!

-You're not old my love, you're never too old to do anything! (mum)

-Nah, she's too old for porn. (dad)

-Normal parents react differently when their children tell them they want to do sex work. For example, they have an issue with them showing their naked body and doing sexual acts publicly.

-You shouldn't have an issue with your naked body honey. (mum)

-We're progressive. (dad)

Then, I informed them how even my mum could do porn as 70+ years old porn is quite a popular niche, and told them about the time I found out there was a 92 year old prostitute with a two week waiting list in Amsterdam.

We are your average family.

Yep.