Junk Food

My favourite junk foods (in no particular order):

1. Mozzarella sticks with ketchup/bbq sauce

2. French fries with ketchup/mayo/bbq sauce and shitloads of salt

3. Veggie Pizza dipped in garlic sauce

4. Nachos with cheese, guacamole, salsa, sour cream and jalapeños

5. Veggie Souvlaki with yellow sauce

6. Veggie Burger with mayo

8. Crisps bbq/oregano/pizza/cheese/vinegar/cheese and onion flavour

Looking-for-a-job Chronicles

I'd been offered so many weird positions/jobs that I thought I should make a list of them just to entertain myself.

So there you have it:

• old guy who's looking for a 'secretary' 
• old guy who wanted an assistant to travel with him to other cities (to have sex with him)
• guy who wanted a cleaner (with sexy underwear or sexy costumes)
• guy who wanted a girl to have sex with (offering a shit load of money if she hadn't been paid for sex before and even more if she had kids)
• guys who wanted naked models
• guys who wanted to foot worship 
• tram driver who wanted to take naked pictures of me (to advertise tattoos supposedly)
• guy who wanted to hire a callgirl
• guy looking for an oriental dancer (and he was also hitting on me)
• guy from Dubai randomly messaging me on facebook offering me to be his personal assistant (but more like a slave kind of thing . . .)
• guy who wanted my fb to see my pictures (he was also very rude), instead of an employee he was most probably looking for a girlfriend

*** Needless to say I have declined each and every one of them***